Yanked from the saikotikgunman, who took it from lauralew, who got it from places unknown to me...

Would you kill your neighbor?
It depends. I wouldn't walk right over there with a shotgun and start re-arranging people's faces, but if it came to me or them, of course.

Whats one word that describes your last fight? 
Joke. 

What were you doing ten minutes ago?
Wondering why people don't call back.

What's the last movie you saw?
Spaceballs!

What did your last text message say?
I don't text.

Who have you talked to most today?

Corey, probably? IDK.

Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No.

Color of your shirt?
White, mostly.

I'm always... 
...asking, "Why?" 

Who's on speed dial 2?
No one. If I had speed dial, it'd probably be either my mom or Jill.

Whats your favorite season?
Winter.

How are you feeling right now?
Pretty good.

What did you do this weekend?
Worked about 30542048 hours.

How many times have you moved?
Once.

What is the last thing you touched?
Spoon; I'm eating ice cream!

Would you do anything for someone else?
There are many things I'd do for many people, but very few people for which I would do anything. In fact, I can only think of three.

Have you ever been called a punk?
Probably.

Was yesterday better than today?
Yesterday: copious quantities of Jill and some Molly.
Today: Nothing of the sort.
I'd say yes.

What is your ring tone?
Nada.

Do you have a favorite number?
80 is what I have on my jerseys.

Are your grades good?
3.7 GPA, biznatches!

Do you hate anyone/anything?
Yeah. It's a long list.

Does your best friend have a MySpace?
She does...she's my top friend, too.

If you could meet anyone who would it be?
Depends on what you mean by "meet". If you're talking about "meet" as in knowing someone you don't know, then James Madison or Thomas Jefferson. If you mean "meet" as in get together, then either Molly or Jill.

Last time you went out to lunch?
Yesterday, Jill and I had smoothies and shared a GIANT cookie at Haymarket. Does that count?

Do you have any music you're ashamed of?
Nope.

Have you ever gotten into a physical fight with a member of the opposite sex?
When I was, like, 8.

How old will you be in 2 months?
Same age as I am now, execpt with two months added.

Do you think you'll be married by then?
Well, if...
a) the laws of the state of MA change
b) a certain someone has a major change of heart about herself
c) I win the lottery
...then, a very slight maybe. But since I doubt all of these will happen (heck, only b is even actually possible), no.

Do you have one or more Britney Spears cds?
What do I look like, a moron?

What did you do last night?
Hmm...night...nothing much. Slept, mostly.

Are you a Lost fanatic?
Nope. I hate most TV shows.

Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Several. Iron Man is the shit, foo.

Do you ever sing in the shower?
Hahaha...on rare occassion. My preferred singing place is actually on bike rides to work.

Whats your favorite movie?
Anything in the original Star Wars series.

Why is your relationship status the way it is?

Because some people are nasty, manipulative, brutal, torturous assholes who say and do all kinds of nasty things to kind, wonderful, beautiful, amazing, smart, perfect women to make them feel like they're less than dirt, and thereby make them unwilling to enter a relationship because they feel like they're not good enough when they're more than just good enough.

Do people ever spell your name wrong?

My last name gets f'ed up more than an alcoholic during happy hour.

Do you believe everyone has a soul-mate?
I don't believe that anyone has a soul, so, by terminology, no. However, I do believe that everyone has the power to love.

Can you sing?
Yes. If the question added an adverb like "well", however, then the answer would be no. I sound like a dying whale who just had a rabid cat shoved into it's larynx.

When was the last time you cried?
Hmm...I cried from laughing really hard today. Does that count?

Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
I have been accused of being a freak for many reasons, but neatness is NOT one of them.

Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.

Do you know how to knit?
Negative.

Do you have a job?
I work at McDonalds. They give me money, I sell heart attacks to people. It's nice.

Is there anything currently bothering you?
Why people just don't call back, why bad things happen to good people, and why some people are nasty, manipulative, brutal, torturous assholes who say and do all kinds of nasty things to kind, wonderful, beautiful, amazing, smart, perfect women to make them feel like they're less than dirt, and thereby make them unwilling to enter a relationship because they feel like they're not good enough when they're more than just good enough. Then again, those last two constantly sit in the back of my mind, so I don't know if "currently" applies to them.

What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Eating ice cream.

Do you know how to play poker?
I can do five-card draw, Texas Hold'em, and Omaha Hold'Em fairly well.

Baskin Robins or Coldstone?
Friendly's!

Physics or chemistry?
Chemistry. I like making things go boom. 

Facebook or Myspace? 
I have and use both regularly. 

Do you wear any jewelry?
Nope.

What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Concrete, since my bedroom is the basement tonight. 

When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
Whenever it's needed. I like showers.

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars? 
Oh, come on. I answered this earlier. You're asking me to pick my favorite out of a list of things, and that list of things includes Star Wars? There are only three things I'd take ahead of Star Wars in ANY list of favorites: one sport and two people. 

Fly or road trip?
Bike, actually.

Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Tanner Vineyard, or Shalayna Hatcher?
I was always partial to The Flash, actually.

What's your favorite Disney movie?
Miracle. It's hockey, baby!

What are your plans for tonight?
Well, I was going to go with Corey, but I guess that isn't happening, so...nothing, I guess.